Where to register in the age of $4 gas.

A friend sent this to me as they thought it was pretty much how we should register. I like Exxon, but the prewife likes BP. Guess we’ll register at both.

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iProposal

Just in case you haven’t popped the question yet Run, run now while you can! here is one way to do it. I searched a long time to find something humorous, but you know, this IS the Interweb, so most of it is worse then watching aunt Selma’s vacation slide show.

Enjoy…

Gifts the man can give.

The Best Man...Apparently, according to the Interweb, the Groom is supposed to shell out for a gift for the Best man. Now, while we have it easy only bribing one person to stand with us as we send our freedom off in a puff of smoke, it is still a pain in the ass process that no man really likes to do..Go shopping for someone else. But according to the following, it really is the thing to do.

Choosing Gifts For Your Best Man

Whether your best man is your best friend since childhood, your little brother or the big brother you always fought with, you’ll want to give him something for your wedding day that he’ll always treasure. You have to show appreciation and thanks to him for standing by you and giving you support on your big day, and what better way to show appreciation than to give him a well thought out gift!

As a man, you have to admit, you probably have never been good at shopping, or even liked shopping for that matter. Now that you’re going to be married, you’ll find that choosing gifts for your best man have become part of your to-do list. It’s a challenging task, but if you know where to look, you’ll be able to find the perfect gift in no time.

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The difference between you and her on wedding day.

mii cake toppersAfter spending a weekend moving boxes and rearranging our lives to live in sin move in together, my prewife and I retired to our respective evening activities. I watched a blistering seven back to back episodes of CSI on SPIKE and she read no less then five Bridal magazines cover to cover. During a commercial and when she wasn’t around, I read slack-jawed cover to cover flipped through one of the magazines and was shocked at the preparation a bride must endure on wedding day. In fact the amount of preparation the day of the wedding just for the bride to walk down the aisle vastly outstrips all the months of planning before it!
So just for my edification, I flipped through a few bizzillion pages online of what a bride should do to look her best from first light through initial consummation.

How to make you lipstick stay on until the final kiss of the day.

What you will need:

  • 1. Foundation or concealer
  • 2. Lip stick
  • 3. Lip liner
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Man Cakes

That’s right, Man Cakes… If you’re gonna have a wedding that involves a man, you gotta have Man Cakes. Not entirely sure what I am talking about? Then gentlemen and ladies feast your eyes on the gorgeous Man Cakes.

Sure you can have your flowing white gown, your sea foam green bridesmaid’s dresses, the expensive wedding singer. But what goes better with a wedding then a Wii-Cake?

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