Jabba the Hutt Groom Cake

DSCF1892Jabba the Hutt. Now there was a war-lord that knew how to party. With the exception of his massive slimy bulk and penchant for eating small cold bloodied quadrupeds, he certainly could get the ladies. Why just thinking about Princess Leia shackled and pimped out in her hot metal bikini makes me think back to my youth and late nights alone with…. but that is another story for another day.

Which is why Jabba the Hutt is such a Damn cool Groom Cake! Not so much that Jabba brings back good memories, except of course watching Leia take revenge by offing Jabba with her chain, but mostly Leia with her chain… But you can’t really have a princess Leia cake… because that my friend is way too weird.

Enjoy more of the Hutt after the jump

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Star Wars Groom Cakes

This week we will be focused squarely on all the cool Star Wars groom Cakes out there. Maybe it will give you an idea of what your man really wants for his groom cakes.  Remember, you can never go wrong with a a grrom cake shaped like a Wookie.

May the force be with you.

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Hemi V8 Bachelor party Cake

Whelp, you just can’t go wrong by letting your man have a bachelor party and blow off some steam before he sacrifices gets ready to share the rest of his life with you.

And nothing really shows you care, a lot, about him then to blow scads of the little bit of cash you have left after buying that $5,000 wedding dress on his man cake.

We here at Prewife are always on the prowl for a cake worth to be called mancake. Today we have found a pretty damn good one: the engine cake… Feast your eyes. No word yet if the engine oil is 10W30 grade carmel sauce.

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Barter Wedding

The wedding. As a guy, you think about it all your life during commercials with hot models: “Man that would be sweet to be shacked up with that hot babe for life…”

I honestly believe that society has geared men not to take much of an interest in marriage until the very last possible second – such as when you realize you need the blue pill and your days as a player are OVER. So, while we are out there happily sowing our wild oats with no idea that within a year or two we could be hitched, the inevitability of a drained bank account looms large on the horizon. You’ve felt its presence… when you wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat on your brow and you realize that perhaps one night a week and weekends IS too much time to be spending with your girl.

And you should be afraid, very afraid. As we have speculated here before, the cost of matrimony keeps going up! The average wedding in the US today starts….starts at $7,000 – not including

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Crazy Wedding Cake

As we have been searching the interweb to find wedding cake ideas, I keep coming across some incredibly inventive, cool and downright crazy wedding cakes out there.

As I have said before, put the word “wedding” in front of anything and the price jumps by 50%. Use the combination of wedding and cake anywhere in the same sentence and you, my friend, are screwed. I have seen plain three-tiered white icing with black cake confections that can feed up to 90 people for about $1,000.

WTF!? That is 10 bucks a slice! I know that may not sound too expensive as you sit cuddled up on your couch or goofing off at work while reading this post, but trust me, come wedding night, after the party is over and it is time to settle up with the caterer, you will be saying WTF for the next month.

But it is a wedding! Why all the negativity! Relax, enjoy, try not to think of the fact that you are spending anywhere from 10 to $40,000 dollars for just fives hours…

So, if you are going to drop some serious cash on a cake then, my friend, you need to go big! The more crazy the better! Just check out some of these cakes of mass craziness.

Of course craziness comes in all shapes in sizes!

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Death Star Cake

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Darth Vader Cake

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