Jun 12
2008Reasons a man gets Married
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by prewife on 12-06-2008
Tagged Under : citizenship, comitment, dowery, marriage, marriage reasoning, money
While purusing the BlogoSphere, I came across a list of “Reasons a man gets married”
The list is pretty funny reading and it got me thinking as to the various reasons to get married. Why to spend money of course! To buy pictures you’ll see once a year and videos you’ll watch when you want to remember WHY you got married again? maybe twice. You’re doing it because you impregnated love her remember?
Seriously though, back to the list. I pulled my favorites out for you:
19. The girl is very rich
20. Or the girl’s father is very rich
28. He gets married so that the girl can get citizenship (and they normally divorce later so that the girl with her family can move on and has a better life.)
Of course I have my Top 3
7. He needs a free life-long domestic helper
26. He gets married because he made her pregnant
27. He gets married because the girl’s father will kill him if he doesn’t
How can you get here pregnant when your ass is so old and tired VIAGRA doesnt even work on you?
[…] Of course there is no bigger investment for the man than the engagement ring. This thin piece of metal capped by a tiny Huge clear rock basically determines your status in the world to her friends and plays a role in determining how many times you can expect to get laid in any given month. Essentially, this is something you want to get right, because you only get one shot. […]
Great site! I have just added you to my bookmarks list. Keep the fun stuff coming.