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On Sunday, my prewife and I were relaxing in the park just reading the paper (she the sports page, me the comics) when she received a phone call from a friend who was recently married. I was trying hard not to listen as I lost myself in the comics, but a few words kept jarring me out of my Sunday bliss. The conversation went something like this:

“$20,000, total.”
“15,000, got it”
“5,000, ok” And so on.

At this point I noticed that my fight or flight reflexes were Read the rest of this entry »