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Today I was going to utilize my gift for provocative and salubrious prose in an attempt to entertain and amuse. Then a friend sent me a link to the above picture and well I was left breathless and speechless with just a tad feeling of being redundant.

Confused? Well, yes, that there is a life sized cake replica of the Bride.

I’ll leave the commentary to you!

I was talking with a friend the other day who has received THE ultimatum from his girlfriend. She has decreed over text message the seventh inning stretch, that he has three to six months in which to shit propose or get off the pot she’ll move out of their current living situation.

Apparently, her sentiments were exacerbated by my own proposal to the PreWife. It is one thing to tell friends over the phone or via email that you got engaged and then enjoy the thanks from her father and praise from them for your happy occasion. It is quite another thing entirely to meet up with your paired off friends and find that after the women are done oogling the .005 carat huge rock on your PreWife’s finger, they tend to look at their own Men and make a determination that either it is time to move on and get engaged or it is time to move out. Ouch!

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Apparently, according to the Interweb, the Groom is supposed to shell out for a gift for the Best man. Now, while we have it easy only bribing one person to stand with us as we send our freedom off in a puff of smoke, it is still a pain in the ass process that no man really likes to do..Go shopping for someone else. But according to the following, it really is the thing to do.

Choosing Gifts For Your Best Man

Whether your best man is your best friend since childhood, your little brother or the big brother you always fought with, you’ll want to give him something for your wedding day that he’ll always treasure. You have to show appreciation and thanks to him for standing by you and giving you support on your big day, and what better way to show appreciation than to give him a well thought out gift!

As a man, you have to admit, you probably have never been good at shopping, or even liked shopping for that matter. Now that you’re going to be married, you’ll find that choosing gifts for your best man have become part of your to-do list. It’s a challenging task, but if you know where to look, you’ll be able to find the perfect gift in no time.

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After spending a weekend moving boxes and rearranging our lives to live in sin move in together, my prewife and I retired to our respective evening activities. I watched a blistering seven back to back episodes of CSI on SPIKE and she read no less then five Bridal magazines cover to cover. During a commercial and when she wasn’t around, I read slack-jawed cover to cover flipped through one of the magazines and was shocked at the preparation a bride must endure on wedding day. In fact the amount of preparation the day of the wedding just for the bride to walk down the aisle vastly outstrips all the months of planning before it!
So just for my edification, I flipped through a few bizzillion pages online of what a bride should do to look her best from first light through initial consummation.

How to make you lipstick stay on until the final kiss of the day.

What you will need:

• 1. Foundation or concealer
• 2. Lip stick
• 3. Lip liner

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So, you may be scratching your head asking yourself, “UUmmmm, what just happened?” Don’t panic. What happened is nothing different then when you were in college, or even high school. First there were your good intentions to make her an honest (no, really) woman. Then there was some alcohol. After a few drinks, there was too much alcohol. Then there was that blackout for 5 hours until you woke up the next morning and the women in the bed next to you was crying, but not because of anything bad you did the night before (for once).
Ok, now you can panic. It turns out you proposed to your sweetie of _____ years, months, days (or If you are in Vegas) hours. That tender smile on her face and that 2 carat rock weighing down her finger are all the signs you need to know that life as you know it is about to change forever. That’s what PREWIFE.com is all about. How to get ready for her both of your big day. If you feel you need a break from all the freedom that is vaporizing in front of your eyes, head on over to our other site MANCAVESITE.COM and feel the warm breeze of testosterone.