Barter Wedding

The wedding. As a guy, you think about it all your life during commercials with hot models: “Man that would be sweet to be shacked up with that hot babe for life…”

I honestly believe that society has geared men not to take much of an interest in marriage until the very last possible second – such as when you realize you need the blue pill and your days as a player are OVER. So, while we are out there happily sowing our wild oats with no idea that within a year or two we could be hitched, the inevitability of a drained bank account looms large on the horizon. You’ve felt its presence… when you wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat on your brow and you realize that perhaps one night a week and weekends IS too much time to be spending with your girl.

And you should be afraid, very afraid. As we have speculated here before, the cost of matrimony keeps going up! The average wedding in the US today starts….starts at $7,000 – not including

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Crazy Wedding Cake

As we have been searching the interweb to find wedding cake ideas, I keep coming across some incredibly inventive, cool and downright crazy wedding cakes out there.

As I have said before, put the word “wedding” in front of anything and the price jumps by 50%. Use the combination of wedding and cake anywhere in the same sentence and you, my friend, are screwed. I have seen plain three-tiered white icing with black cake confections that can feed up to 90 people for about $1,000.

WTF!? That is 10 bucks a slice! I know that may not sound too expensive as you sit cuddled up on your couch or goofing off at work while reading this post, but trust me, come wedding night, after the party is over and it is time to settle up with the caterer, you will be saying WTF for the next month.

But it is a wedding! Why all the negativity! Relax, enjoy, try not to think of the fact that you are spending anywhere from 10 to $40,000 dollars for just fives hours…

So, if you are going to drop some serious cash on a cake then, my friend, you need to go big! The more crazy the better! Just check out some of these cakes of mass craziness.

Of course craziness comes in all shapes in sizes!

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Mario Borthers cake

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Death Star Cake

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Darth Vader Cake

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What to put the flowers in at your wedding

Seems like a silly question I know. However, the flowers have to go into something and that something is a vase. Preferably a pretty one.

Here is a cool site that has hand painted vases. Even better, they are having a free giveaway. here is what they are looking for:

I’M LOOKING FOR!

*The Traditional Bride

*THE Not!so Traditional Bride

*The Florist with an amazingly special couple , that you would love to include a little something extra for.

*The Wedding Planner with a creative flare and love of the romance associated with The Wedding Vase Tradition.

*The Parents or Groom that knows that you are a true flower lover and will fill this special vase again and again.

In Return Id love your review, Blog write up, and Photo of the couple with Vase so I can share the love with you!

All Vases are 1-of-a-Kind, custom painted in your color choices.

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Crazy Cakes


Bride Cake

Today I was going to utilize my gift for provocative and salubrious prose in an attempt to entertain and amuse. Then a friend sent me a link to the above picture and well I was left breathless and speechless with just a tad feeling of being redundant.

Confused? Well, yes, that there is a life sized cake replica of the Bride.

I’ll leave the commentary to you!

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What to do about THE Ultimatum

GirlI was talking with a friend the other day who has received THE ultimatum from his girlfriend. She has decreed over text message the seventh inning stretch, that he has three to six months in which to shit propose or get off the pot she’ll move out of their current living situation.

Apparently, her sentiments were exacerbated by my own proposal to the PreWife. It is one thing to tell friends over the phone or via email that you got engaged and then enjoy the thanks from her father and praise from them for your happy occasion. It is quite another thing entirely to meet up with your paired off friends and find that after the women are done oogling the .005 carat huge rock on your PreWife’s finger, they tend to look at their own Men and make a determination that either it is time to move on and get engaged or it is time to move out. Ouch!

So, what’s a guy to do?

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