Today is nothing but accolades as usual for the prewife. First off, she has purchased her wedding gown. Not only that, in a feat of Herculean Athenian show of stength, will, determination and love for my cheap sorry ass, the grand total came to $500 That’s right $500 for a wedding dress. That is just unheard of. Not only that, but it fit her right off the rack.
Wait! It gets better! It took her about 30 minutes to pick it out (yes I was there).
I’m still not finished! After that, we went to Costco to buy a small country food, and right at the entrance was a 47″ LCD TV. She looked at it for a second, saw my jaw drop, my mouth water and turned around and got the BIG cart. Granted we had been looking for about a month, but pick me a woman out of a lineup that you can spend a Saturday with buying her a wedding dress and you both of you an LCD TV and that will be my prewife. Yup, all mine. Sorry Gents.
Ok, I have to go, I am still building an alter to her…